The Commode Code

The Commode Code was indended to be a comprehensive guide to restroom etiquette in the 21st century.

The Commode Code show artwork

The Commode Code was hosted by Justin Yorke and Pieter Wycoff.

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Music by audionautix.com under a CC BY 3.0 license.


Little Origami Tip Jar

Episode 1 — August 12th, 2018 — Download

After a brief origin story of the show, we discuss appropriate restroom footwear.

Our main topic for the week is talking. When is it okay to chat in the restroom? When isn't it? When (if ever) is it required? Along the way, we contemplate adding Altoids to our everyday carry and invent a new gig economy service.

We also dig into a couple questions from friends: What does one do about a consistently loud coworker? What should you do if someone doesn't wash their hands?


Traditional Twinkie™-Yellow

Episode 2 — August 26th, 2018 — Download

We start with a discussion of Paris's new open-air urinals.

We then begin our pooping at work series with a discussion of Pieter's pre-dump checklist.

We address listener questions about non-handwashing sink usage in the workplace, particularly as pertains to toothbrushing and foot washing.

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Pack It Out

Episode 3 — September 9th, 2018 — Download

Pieter and Justin are joined by guest Arisa Johnsey. We follow up on the developing Paris urinal situation, and Arisa teaches the guys a new thought technology.

We revisit pooping at work to discuss stall selection and deploying scents in the restroom.

Pieter recounts TWO exciting stories: the most awkward mirror encounter and the stall ninja.

We answer questions about how long to stay on the can, and how to deal with a plug. Pieter invents the new job of restroom ergonomics consultant, and Justin develops another business idea (patent pending, patent pending). Pieter teaches us why we should always carry a coin or screwdriver into the restroom.

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Exhaust Note

Episode 4 — October 7th, 2018 — Download

After a brief update on the ongoing public urination situation in Paris, we have a lengthy discussion of flatulence, which leads to defining the Shart Protocol.

We answer questions about sharing the restroom with your partner, and what you should do if you accentially find yourself having used the wrong restroom.

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Provocative Unzip

Episode 5 — November 18th, 2018 — Download

We eschew our structured format for an extravaganza of urinal-related topics, including:

We answer questions about sharing the restroom with your partner, and what you should do if you accentially find yourself having used the wrong restroom.

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You're Dealing with a Physics Problem Here

Episode 6 — December 2nd, 2018 — Download

In our first EXPLICIT episode, we're joined by a new special guest and cover a wide range of topics including: latrine smuggling, asserting dominance, poop knives, poop types, breaking the bathroom ceiling, fatburgs, extra-excretory activities, memorizing room service numbers, hot coffee, urinal gaming.

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